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Zipper
I never should have told the Roommate that I spent over two hours at work on Wednesday before I noticed my fly was open. Now my house it littered with these reminders. Sheesh.
View ArticleHobby
When I was a kid I used to have hobbies. I used to race RC cars in my teens. I'd save my paper route money and lawn mowing cash and buy $80 motors to make my $250 radio controlled car go faster,...
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Non-alcoholic Beer
I know there's not a big market for this stuff, but for a guy who loves beer, just the taste of beer, man, this doesn't even compare to Milwaukee's Best Light. Going from light beer to this water is a...
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Mac N Cheese
I could not be a short order cook when it takes me 30 minutes (min?) to make Mac N Cheese. I'd suck.
View ArticleBeer Theory
I'm currently trying to drink as much beer as possible on a Saturday to hopefully get sick of it by Monday. Will keep you posted on the progress.
View ArticleSalt on the Sidewalk
If you knew me you would not find it odd that I meticulously shoveled my sidewalks around the $20 worth of salt I spread on them last week.I couldn't just shovel the salt and toss it on the mounds of...
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Icy Hot
So I've developed this elbow pain. At first it started on the inside of my elbows, and I attributed that to masturbating too much. I actually made an adjustment and started using my left hand and...
View ArticleSummer
I can't wait for nice weather. For the snow to melt. To fire up the lawn mower and mow the lawn. To do small outdoor projects. Just something...Something to give me a reason to not have beers at...
View ArticleMercer's Monty Brown
Mercer's Monty Brown suffered a concusion during their win over the Duke Blue Devils. What might be one of the biggest upsets of the NCAA tournament and he can't remember the game. That's gotta suck.
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B-Day
Yeah, it's my birthday. The FA (Financial Advisor for those not in the loop) sent me a card, bless his heart. And his chicken scratchings.I'm 6,4", 235 lbs so he calls me Mongloid, for no other...
View ArticleHow I Met Your Mother
The Roommie and I have followed "How I Met Your Mother" throughout the years, and we must admit, we both shed a tear or two watching the series finale. I pretty much knew I would, but the Roommie's...
View ArticleDeposit
I remember whacking off last night, but I can't remember where I did it. Bedroom? Bathroom? Kitchen?Wait, I did whack off last night, right?
View ArticleNot Those People
My neighbor has her daughter over. And her daughter's kids. Dear lord, please don't ruin my Sunday. Those people?Probably saying the same thing about me when they heard me crack a beer at 9:00 am.
View ArticleClash of Clans
The last couple months I've been on the Clash of Clans game (and neglecting the blog). I'm sure this summer, if it ever gets here, will bring more drunken hijinx for me to post. Till then be patient.
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Brushing Teeth
I ran out of toothpaste on Tuesday night. It's now Thursday afternoon. I need to stop at a store on the way home from work to pick some up; feeling pretty grubby. I've been brushing with Listerine...
View ArticleBrewers Broadcast
Today they have the Fox 6 broadcasters calling the Brewers game. Not the same as having Brian Anderson and Bill Schoeder doing it.
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Grass
After a week of watering my lawn every night, I've come to the realization that I didn't spray weed killer on my grass, but instead weed AND grass killer. Stupid beer.
View Article7/31/2014 Market
I only lost $3,700 today. Ouch. I know, in the last couple years I've made a lot, good returns, but these one day swings really get to me.Ugh.
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My Jeep
2002 Jeep Wrangler. 44,000 miles. I just massaged the engine with it's 21st oil change. This baby's gonna last forever!
View ArticleSunday Morning Drinking
After staying out with the future wifey till the wee hours (11:30) on her birthday, nothing better than to top it off with beers at 9:00 am on a Sunday. I just hope I can make it through the 12:00...
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Water Meter
I had a guy from the city swing by on Saturday to replace/update my water meter. I tried to clean out the corner where the meter was a good as possible, even killing a spider with a 2-iron. But I...
View ArticlePMI
This month my PMI goes off. $56 savings.Mom: Why were you paying PMI?Me: I didn't have that much free cash sitting around and the stock market has done better than 3.5%.Of course I'll still make the...
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